Golden Rules:

Fun-Sucking Prohibition: don't be a fun sucker.

Don't Be The Blue Girl From Inside Out: Are you familiar with the blue girl, Sadness, from Inside Out? Yes, lets try not to be her. We’re aiming for fun where no one needs family therapy after our excursion

Wear Sunscreen: No third degree burns for any of our redheads

Disclaimer: Please be advised that failure to adhere to the outlined rules may result in immediate removal from the event, including but not limited to being placed on a one-way flight to North Korea where we do not know what will happen to you

Second Disclaimer: This page is a joke, we thought we were funny, but understand others do not enjoy our humor